The Oatmeal

This is how I make my oatmeal. It’s good. It makes one serving.

Ingredients

• 40 g rolled oats (not quick or instant)

• 1 tiny box of raisins

• 1 li’l envelope of Splenda

• 1 tbsp salted butter

• Large pinch of kosher salt

• Ground cinnamon to taste

• Some (whole) milk

• Vanilla extract to taste

Instructions

Add all of the dry ingredients to your serving bowl. Add milk to almost cover. Stir and cover the bowl with a damp paper towel. Microwave at 50% power for 6 minutes.

Remove the bowl from the microwave—it may be very hot.

If needed, add milk and microwave again to achieve your desired texture.

Stir in vanilla extract to taste before enjoying.